How On Earth Will I Make Money?

How on earth will I make money with this great website name? Making money, making money, making money, that's the whole point, right? Well, mostly the whole point. I mean, if you get an idea for making money, and make enough of it (Enough money? Are you kidding? Is there really such a thing?), then you might feel benevolent enough to give a chunk of that money away to a good cause, or two. Why not send me some unique money making ideas for my site. Something not too labor intensive (I've got a wife and two small children to deal with at home, so my free time is minimal). Come up with a great idea, that's easy to understand, and inexpensive to promote. I'll post the best ideas on this site. Then we can have a vote and pick the best of the best. I don't know how you can send me your ideas. Eventually, I'd like to have a way to let you submit online where your idea is captured in a database that I can check, so I don't get majorly spammed. Know how to set something like that up? Tell me!!!